TLDR: we're dancing and hanging by water all weekend and we'd love you to be there.Saturday July 26th leaving Boston Long Wharf 12:30pm, returning 6pmSunday July 27th leaving Boston Rowes Wharf 5pm, returning 8pmIt's your favorite holiday and ours, Leo Season babyyyyyyyyy. Your two favorite Leos are throwing the combined birthday weekend of the century (we know we say that every year, but we keep outdoing ourselves, sue us), so listen up.Aviva (July 24th, Cunt Queen) and Leo (July 30th, Boss Mare) invite you to a two-day waterside extravaganza. Whoever said Fire and Water don't mix can suck our dicks. Put on your bathing (or birthday) suits and finest boots and join us for:Day 1: Harbor Islands Beach Party (Saturday, July 26, Long Wharf/Spectacle Island 12:30-6pm)Whoever named it Spectacle Island must have been a Leo. And trust, with our squad? A spectacle is imminent. The ferry leaves from Boston Long Wharf every two hours starting 10:30am, and the journey is 30 minutes to Spectacle Island. Tickets are $25 each way, but you can get $4 tix with an EBT card, and all kinds of discounts with your library card! Aviva will have 2 spare EBT tix for the 12:30pm ride in and the last ferry out at 5:30pm. Meet us at the wharf at 12:30pm so we can sojourn together! LAST FERRY LEAVES SPECTACLE ISLAND 5:30PM.Bring whatever food, people, games/toys, and substances you want. PLEASE consume responsibly and be mindful of sober homies enjoying the party xoFerry tix and schedule (the website also has a list of ways you can get discount ferry tix): <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.bostonharborislands.org/ferryschedule/">https://www.bostonharborislands.org/ferryschedule/</a>Day 2: Line Dance Sunset Cruise (Sunday, July 27, Rowes Wharf 5-8pm)Yes, you read that correctly. It's a Line. Dance. CRUISE. Thought you had your sea legs? Put it to the test. Our friends at L and S Dance are putting on their 7th annual Line Dance Sunset Cruise! Boarding begins at Rowes Wharf in Downtown Boston @ 4:30pm. Early bird tickets are available until June 15 and are $51, which includes light dinner, apps, and desserts, and there is a cash bar on board. No outside beverages allowed.Cruise tix: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://lsdance.ticketspice.com/7th-annual-sunset-line-dance-cruise">https://lsdance.ticketspice.com/7th-annual-sunset-line-dance-cruise</a>IF YOU FEEL ILL AT ANY POINT, PLEASE STAY HOME. WE WILL UNDERSTAND AND THANK YOU FOR IT