<p>What if we told you you could laugh?&nbsp; What if we told you you could see some of Brooklyn's best up-and-coming comedians?&nbsp; What if we told you miles underneath the Pyramids there were ancient cities inhabited by a race of vegetable humans?&nbsp; What if we said that the material world was a mere illusion, so getting drunk on a Thursday is actually fine?&nbsp; After a freak accident involving an astrology TikTok account and a 300 pound quartz crystal landing on their head, our host will show you the hidden mysteries of the world, presented in the form of 5-6 hilarious alternative stand-ups each doing around 8-10 minute sets.&nbsp; Through this, you will be initiated, and there is no going back, unless you forgot something, in which case that's fine.&nbsp; </p><p>TL DR; Weird New Age Themed Stand-up Comedy Show, Thursday, May 21st, 7 PM</p>