tfw you find yourself once again at the chaotic intersection of My Little Pony and Mordor, where Flowers in the Attic vibes meet the depths of early 90s Saturday morning cartoons. Here you find&nbsp;Shallow Cuts (est. 2027)&nbsp;shattering everything you thought a themed dance party could be.The Dress Code: Your absolute shallow&nbsp;poniest attire. Think heavy glitters and bright neons, clashing directly with your finest Sauron-approved, gothic slutty granny aesthetic.The Mission: We do it all for Fifi as she celebrates her monumental Eleventith! Wizards'&nbsp;attendance is encouraged. Expect non-stop pop music, peak Gargamel/Azrael Virgo season energy, free donuts, and you (dancing without your phone on the dancefloor)Doors&nbsp;10:00 PM Curfew&nbsp;when we summit Mt Doom or confront Smaug (either/or) DJs Fifi Hi-Fi &amp; Mike D, Triangle's Worst DJs award winners $5 bucks