Durham! Are you ready to party? We said, ARE YOU READY TO PARTY? You, in the back, you ready to party!? WE CAN'T HEAR YOU!! This month, VSPRTN is gracing the stage at Rubies to celebrate the extensive musical genre know as ~POP~ and to push the limits beyond your wildest dreams. And now! A poem, from another Shallow Cuts' Poet Laureate, Ray Parker, Jr:If there's something strange in your neighborhoodWho you gonna call? VSPRTN!If there's something weird, and it don't look goodWho you gonna call? VSPRTN!If you're seeing things running through your headWho can you call? VSPRTN!An invisible man sleepin in your bedOh, who you gonna call? VSPRTN!If you're all alone, pick up the phoneAnd call VSPRTN!DANCE HARD. TIP YOUR BARTENDERS. BE HERE NOW.