<p><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34)">Wizard People, Dear Seattle RETURNS!!! Seattle's 21 years and running holiday freak film extravaganza is back with a live band, live foley sound effects, and your favorite demented narrator Professor Brett Niley. What unhinged perversions will they perpetrate upon cinema this year? What rambles and fancies will the good Professor indulge? What will you be called upon to do in front of your fellow wizards?! This one of a kind comedy show takes the fourth-wall-breaking of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and the schlock antics of Rocky Horror to delirious new heights. Silliness is mandatory, audience participation is likely. Don't be the only kid on the block without a ticket, because much like your favorite pop star, this puppy SELLS OUT. Willikers! One last thing: be sure to don your finest wizardly attire for a chance at winning GLORIOUS PRIZES by competing in our half time show COSTUME CONTEST.</span></p>